ceci n'est pas une blogue
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Thinking about how the stepsisters called her Cinderella and the name just stuck shdgdhdjdk. Imagine a princess called Filthina or Miss Nasty
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You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!
Anonymous
Trump tweet
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(via cringepics)
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truly, no harsh noise project can ever approach the sheer auditory torture of existing in the same room as someone scrolling tiktok, like professional bad sound engineers couldn’t make a listening experience this unpleasant if they tried
(via wabbitwanderer95)
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they came up with a stupid shape for panties then decided it’s the pussy who’s wrong and you should remove the hair sticking out………. the state of this world
(via smallbabycorn)
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i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened
(via wabbitwanderer95)
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My favorite gag is mixing up the distinction between oft confused terms. Like, oh no, it’s quite simple: stalactites have hit the earth’s surface but stalagmites are found in space. Meteorites can be distinguished by their round snouts and asteroids by their sharper snouts. Oh, and remember: crocodiles hang from the ceiling. It’s alligators that point up from the ground.
ALT(via rainbow-calliope)
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wise words
don’t forget this important gem
And this one
(via pure-egotism)
